Heavenly Signs #19

"Don't bother to give God job instructions.
Just report for duty."

-- Pete, from upstate New York

Heavenly Signs #18

"Love boldly."

-- from Champaign, Illinois

Heavenly Signs #17

"To know God is to know love."

-- Pete, from upstate New York

Heavenly Signs #16

"Good without God
is just 'o.'"

-- from Pete in upstate New York


This may be the dumbest church sign ever. Here's our discussion of it.

Me: No. That's just awful. O my.

Me: Gold without God is just "L."

Me: Goodness without God is just "o-ness."

Pete: Dodge without God is just Ed.

Me: Wagner's opera "Gotterdammerung" without God is just "tterammerung."

Me: A dog without God is just...um...uh....

Heavenly Signs #15

"Love in deed is love in need."

-- from upstate New York

Heavenly Signs #14

"A family altar
can alter a family."

-- from Champaign, Illinois

Heavenly Signs #13

"Jesus: God's Special Effect."

-- from Champaign, Illinois

Heavenly Signs #12

"In the dark?
Follow the Son."

-- from Pete in upstate New York

Heavenly Signs #11

"God can fix anything.
Even you."

-- from Kanakee, Illinois

Heavenly Signs #10

"God will bless America
when America turns to God"

-- from Pete in upstate New York

Heavenly Signs #9

"Know Jesus, know peace.
No Jesus, no peace."


-- from Pete in upstate New York

Heavenly Signs #8

"Jesus is the...Prince of Peace."

-- from upstate New York


Question: why the ellipsis?

Heavenly Signs #7

"Worship is a verb"
-- from upstate New York

Heavenly Signs #6

"Thanksgiving is good
But thanks living is better"

-- from upstate New York

Heavenly Signs #5

"Give Satan an inch
And he'll become your ruler"

-- upstate New York

Heavenly Signs #4

"Only Jesus can prevent eternal fires."

-- sign in the window of a hardware store

Heavenly Signs #3

"Life is like a ladder;
Every step is either up or down"

--seen in Almond, NY by Pete

Heavenly Signs #2

"God wants spiritual fruits
Not religious nuts."

--spotted in Champaign, IL

Heavenly Signs #1

"Heavenly forecast: reign forever."

--spotted in Alfred NY